Rape suspect gets taste of his own medicine

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7/12/19

An inmate currently awaiting trial at Chicago’s Cook County Jail was raped in the early morning hours Friday, jail authorities say. Max Mandes, of Bridgeview, also known as “el chupacabra” according to other inmates, was raped in the division 9 kitchen. Max was boiling eggs at his union lunch worker job in the kitchen when several inmates allegedly ran in and gangbanged him. Sargeant Luke Johnson told reporters, “I didn’t even think it was possible to rape someone in that many holes. They penetrated him from everywhere”. Our NBC reporter spoke with a fellow inmate and asked why max is referred to as “the chupacabra”, and was told because he “knows how to work his mouth in exchange for noodles since he doesn’t have any commissary money yet”. Max is in the jail’s intensive care unit getting multiple holes sewn up. He is currently awaiting trial on multiple rape charges. He is also a well known gang member from the “BRICKSQUAD” gang in suburban oaklawn/Bridgeview. Stay tuned for further information about this report.

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