North county Police Department/st.louis city P.D. are on a early morning man hunt for man in photograph for Armed Bank Robbery and firing up shots at city police

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According to local authorities from the 18th of July to July,21 2019 the armed and dangerous man in this photograph had a lucky day when he arrives at North County Bank and several of st.louis city Banks armed with pepper spray and pocket knife demanding millions.one witness cashier stated " suspect said "I need this money so he can get his family out the fucking ghetto so he doesn't goes to prison for Robbery.According to police the suspect wishes came true the cashier from North County Bank stated in police report "It seem like a inside job because we had just got large sums of money in stock prior to the bank Robbery I was sprayed with a burning liquid substance I can't see out my right eye but thank God he just took the money and not my life.According to st.louis city police suspect shot unknown rifle at cops doing one of his robbing spree's of three banks two in North county and one in st.louis city. One of the chiefs of North county stated " that he got away with at least a total amount of 3mil in cash from the north county banks alone.st.louis city head quarters stated" we might know who the suspect is from prior robberies in the past and our data base shows us pictures of prior Robbery felons this is where we showed witnesses pictures of suspects and this suspect photo was pointed out we're not a 100 sure that the witnesses want to cooperate any further because they fear for their safety .so if you have any solid information on this suspect and whereabouts we have a hundred thousand cash reward for his capturing / suspect is armed with pepper spray and pocket knife so contact us immediately at 314-492-7712 detective John Edwards.To remain anonymous send text to contact known immediately call.

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