43yo Male Purposefully Unlocks and Consequently Dooms 44yo Female.

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On Thursday, August 29, 2019, a 43 year old male, Ryan Shandruk, entertained a 44yo female, Chandra Allen, in his home. After engaging her in small talk and kissing her gently, he showed her his palace and continued to woo her. At the end of the tour, his Bedroom, things started out playfully, but soon escalated.

What was a fantasy of Ryan’s, quickly became a reality as he, and then Chandra, undressed and engaged in snuggling and more kissing. Upon realizing the need for more, he explored her body, much to her delight, finding her eager for his touch. He entered her slowly, then with more urgency. Slowing he stopped to look into her eyes before leaving her empty, but longing for more. The next actions were key.

Upon pulling out, he grinned at her, spread her legs gently apart and began to survey what had now become totally his domain. She looked at him and gasped as he went down to taste her, using both his fingers and masterful tongue, until she pulled away trying to escape from the bed.

Subconsciously, Chandra knew what she was getting into. She’d always felt compelled by him. Pulled like a magnet and denied the feelings. There had been so many obstacles. There still were. But, now she was tethered by heart strings. The walls that had been carefully and methodically built around her guarded heart, cracked and showed signs of wear as he held her close and breathed into her ear. They kissed and chatted easily. It was a comfortable union.

Then something overtook Ryan and he broke their embrace to again settle into her with his mouth. He wouldn’t let Chandra go this time. She needed him. Needed him to find her. Make her get out of her own head. Open her mind, her body her soul. And do what no one else had done, nor had she let them... Unlock her.

He did.

The remainder of the story is detailed and continues to build as time progresses. Their story is no doubt just beginning and will be a long journey, filled with support, encouragement, laughter and smiles, and possibly tears, but one meant to be, written in the stars and on Ryan and Chandra’s hearts,

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