Yeast Infection and How It Relates to Pregnancy Blog: Episode 4 Week 20
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So you’ve found yourself here, with a yeast infection and scared that it has made you pregnant. As a practicing OBGYN, I’ve found it difficult to ensure the proper care is administered during a yeast infection. While some may say that this is untrue, that is an old wives tale; a myth. The truth is that a yeast infection can cause pregnancy. 2 in every 15 cases of a mild to severe yeast infection will result in a pregnancy. This is because of the bacteria involved in a yeast infection. The bacteria, Gardnerella vaginalis, contains special agents within the DNA which acts as an artificial sperm and will fertilize a female ovum. The bacteria allows for the DNA to replicate that of the male sperm. Because of this, many women find themselves pregnant as a result of a yeast infection. Out of those 2 pregnancies, half will make it to full term. What does this really mean? Well for starters, make sure you’re clean down there and talk to new partners about any underlying issues. It is also crucial to drink a lot of water. Once you find yourself with a yeast infection, it is very important to seek help immediately. Ask your primary doctor for assistance before it is too late. Your doctor will be able to prescribe the right antibiotics to prevent both your yeast infection from spreading as well as your possible pregnancy. Make sure to keep taking pregnancy tests, as the bacteria can also cause false negatives. Good luck, and stay clean!
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