Conspiracy At The Lake Protects Bigger Fish.
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This past weekend we sent 3 of our top undercover agents to investigate claims made by locals at the Randleman Lake Reservoir here in North Carolina. Claims have been made that the local game and wildlife are keeping anglers from catching the "lunkers" by making them leave "right when the fishing is getting good." Our agents reported after their visit several strange occurrences while visiting the lake. First and foremost this lake does not encourage anglers to drink beer while fishing. It is a widely held belief that drinking beer can give an angler an edge when outwitting the larger fish hiding throughout the waters. As soon as our agents arrived the Game Warden informed them this was a no drinking lake. Here at React365 we have never even heard of such a thing. The lake rules also state that all anglers must be off the lake when the waters begin cooling down at 6:30 p.m. Many locals are upset due to the fact that the "lunkers" come out when the air temperatures cool down and they are able to feed on the insects that begin coming out at dusk. Our agents also reported seeing wild snake fornication and strange sea birds nesting along the bank areas further back in the "cut." We have not been able to come to any definative conclusions, however it is very possible there is a conspiracy in place to protect the larger fish from anglers having a good time. Visit http://www.randlemanlake.com/ for more information and come to your own conclusions by taking a trip there.
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