Cuffing Season 2019
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NOW ACCEPTING DATING APPLICATIONS FOR 2019 CUFFING SEASON
First and last name:_______________________
DOB:___________________
Address: _____________________
*( address doesn’t really matter as well always be staying at the Motel 6 and you’ll be paying for it )
Credit score:______
How much you weigh? _______
Why you look like that ?
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Who are your brothers ?____________________________
Can them niggas fight ? Y / Nah
*If yes can’t they dodge these bullets
Section 8 recipient ? Y / Nah
*If yes ..whatcho rent be monthly?
Bitch what?____________________________
...oh ard..
Balance on your access card $________.___
Snow crabs on you ? Y / Yes Daddy
Where the weed at ?
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I need 40 dollars for gas but I ain’t got a car, how you respond?________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Word? Run that shit!
How many deadbeat baby daddies do you have ?
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Tryina have another ?
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Can I raw dog?______________
Are you on roll call ?
*( have names of multiple ex niggas tattooed on your body )
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Where are the kids good snacks at ?
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Can them lil niggas fight ? Y / Or Nah
*if nah where the juice boxes at ? I got some left over vodka and a mandarin orange I’m tryina make a Section 8 on the beach ????
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Where the fuck is my sandwich?____________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Do you know when and how to shut the fuck up ?
Y / Nah
*if no are you a fast learner _______
Oh who that nigga?____________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Bitch say what?
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Oh ard just checking
What that mowf do?
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Do you ? Spit / Swallow
Dick in the ass? Y / N
Your best friend is cute .... can I smash?
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If hired this position is only temporary and offers no promises of satisfaction or anything beneficial to you other than the occasional hard dick heart ache and bubble gum... you cool with that cuz a nigga can’t stop.... won’t stop... EH-ehn eh-ehn!
Y / Or Nah
Name:______________________________________________
DATE OF APPLICATION:____/____/______
Signature:__________________________________________
Dre2019
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