Wake Forest Greenway Dilemma
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The Wake Forest greenways are supposed to be a place to have a nice and relaxing stroll, but not for Dale Atwood a 75 year old senior who he says has had a terrible experience on these greenways. You may be wondering why Dale has had such a bad experience on these marvelous greenways, and his reason is because of one adult bike rider who had a short temper with this senior. Dale describes the horrific time in little detail because of his Alzheimer's, but what we could debrief from are short conversation with Dale is that what seems to be a 40-50 year old biker was driving down the trails at tremendous speeds nearly hitting the man, so in compliance to the wreck less driving Dale decided to call him out, which resulted in the middle aged man to turn around and start screaming at this elder which gave this elder a tremendous fright. Even though we had such a short time with Dale we decided to try and find this man who really ruined the time for an elder who just enjoys his daily walks. So if you see a white male, 40-50 years old, around 5’10, receding hairline, and rides a silver bike please call Josh Glover at 919-554-6184 to keep are greenways safe.
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