California Man Allows Payments in Electricity
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With rising electric bills and the loss of jobs in areas with automation across the United States, a man from California has decided to try something different. Henry P. Rothslinger, founder of the company Milltronica49, told reporters at reacTV," People don't buy things when they don't have money and my electric bill cost money, so I figured my money would be going there in the first place so why not allow people to just pay my bill or have the electric company pay me".
Henry has been the owner of Milltronica49 for over a decade and has seen his business go from very busy to very slow with people leaving California due to the unelected bureaucrat created real estate crisis. His clients mostly think of him as a hacker space kind of guy and some people who had been low on cash had been more then happy to try out his new tactic, which he's been doing for over sixth months now. When asked about the legal issues involved in Henry using electricity as currency, Henry replied, "Electricity isn't considered a form of currency. It's considered a form of bartering which isn't illegal in the United States. I haven't had any issues or complaints so far, but, I'm willing to defend what I'm doing in court if I have to".
Over a period of sixth months, Henry went from saving a mere hundred dollars the first month, to saving five thousand dollars total. He had also arranged an agreement with his electric provider that if he makes a surplus of electricity, he could be entitled to money back and that so long as he's running an automated business, they'll be more than happy to help him.
Henry's shop, now lined with generators of many types, produces electricity not only for his own shop, but, sells it back to the grid and has enough, according to Henry, to pay his bills and keep his business alive. Still accepting US dollars as currency, Henry told us that he believes this is how the United States will go automated without causing poverty.
I'm Jessica Brownstone with reacTV, and this has been a reacTV presentation.
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