BREAKING: Gastro Outbreak ruins family holiday

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A fecal parasite that sickens people through contaminated swimming pool water is on the rise across the U.S., prompting
federal health officials to warn the public to take extra precautions.

Cases of cryptosporidiosis, which can cause watery diarrhea for up to three weeks, have been increasing by 13 every year
and may be linked to a rare outbreak that has caused havoc among hundreds of holiday makers enjoying Orlando's famous Discovery Cove.
It is alleged that the outbreak may have been caused by human fecal matter found in the lazy river in Florida's most
visited family destination. "It is disappointing that a human can allow this to happen without
notifying any members of the park staff” said Joel Manby, president and CEO of SeaWorld Entertainment Inc.

One parent who has asked not to be named said "I feel sick to the stomach as I found fecal matter through my daughters hair, on what was supposed to be a day of celebration
for her 9th birthday has now ended in tears, a birthday we hope to forget".

The attraction which is known for " the soothing currents of a tropical river as it winds past sandy beaches, and dense rain forest, beneath the rocky
terrain of cascading waterfalls" will unfortunatly be closed until further notice.

Investigations to the cause of the outbreak are continuing.

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