Indigenous Martian Worm Presented at Phaeno Summit

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It’s taken millennia, but researchers finally have presented an alleged indigenous Martian worm, at the Phaeno Congress Summit, in Cologne, Germany. The red planet isn’t home to a wide variety of indigenous creatures, but there were apparently entire types of microorganisms that lived there long ago.

Mars scientists believe that there were creatures smaller than the smallest human cells, and that they survived and thrived for billions of years because the planet is so barren and there is very little water. The discovery of these microbial species suggests that Mars was once much wetter, and a different sort of world than it is today.

Here is how Robert Zubrin, president of the Mars Society and a leading advocate of sending humans to Mars, explains it:

Messing around on Mars you quickly learn that all it has on hand is dust, rocks, water, then vacuumed-up sand, and now and then you are treated with an alien shock-wave experience akin to what you get in a particle accelerator, involving a flash in color and sound so shocking you are startled and the slipperiest-smoking red planet doveters land smack dab on the deck of the ship. And that is the sweet sensation. Then out of nowhere comes a microbe of some sort!

Aged, clever, and with exquisite dexterity, they sneak up on you, crawl around you, feign ignorance, wait for you to get distracted, and then strike you in the back of the head. There is nothing that says, “No, we are not going to do this.” And that’s just what you want to be!

This article originally appeared on Econbrowser.

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