ERICSSON ERTAPPAD MED BLÖTA STRUMPOR
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Det var i lördagskväll under övning "Skorsten" den unge Fänriken blev avslöjad då han klev runt med vattenfyllda kängor. Ett par rekryter hade nyss genomfört ett strumpbyte med god uppsyn i terrängen och kände sig ypperligt nöjda över sina beslut. Stridsvärdet var lysande grönt, vattnet kokade med stora bubblor, målarfärg rann ner i ansiktet, karbinerna var säkrade och minnesramsor repeterades. Precis enligt de framgångsfaktorer den lustige Sergeanten hade predikat bara några timmar tidigare. Det var i samband med detta som en mer trattig, konad och mindre krigsduglig kamrat behövde kontakt med Fänriken för att meddela att han tappat bort sitt vapen. Tillsammans stegade de över till befälstältet där ett muntert gäng befäl satt runt jägarteven och tuggade om allt mellan himmel och jord. Det var då den glade Fänriken som inte upptäckt rekryterna var mitt uppe i ett strumpbyte och högt utlyser att han minsann inte bytt strumpor på tre dagar i fält.
Världshistoriens längsta tystnad följde, då Ericsson sakta vände sig om och får syn på rekryterna. Nyss inskolade i strumpbytets vitala nytta för verkan i strid, får de nu höra sin största idol göra komedi av sin egen lärdom. Stelfrusna och chockade utbyttes inga ord mellan rekryterna, deras världsbild hade nyss raserat. Fänriken vädjade med uppgiven ton om att inget av detta kunde under några omständigheter nå de andra rekryterna och mutade med både uttökade permissioner, kraftigare sporks och 24-h påsar med blötkonserver (den så kallade "befälspåsen").
Det är med tårar i halsen jag förmedlar denna historia till er kära läsare då jag önskade att våra idoler alltid levde upp till de krav de en gång satte på oss. Men inte denna gången, denna gången hade rekryterna de torraste strumporna.
Bilden föreställer inte den påverkade fänriken av krigstekniska skäl.
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