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Local resident Mychal "Hackman" has been officially titled the "Coding Ninja" of the Kootenays. We asked other local ginger businessmen if they were surprised by the obscure win. "We're not against foreigners," a local Lumby man living across the street stated, "but this guy comes in here with his cats and trying to make me feel bad for the 2 old refrigerators on my lawn."
Other residents seemed overjoyed to be in the same neighborhood as a man with this prestigious title. One woman proclaimed, "well, it's better than some new nigger living there."
Mr. "Hackman" was also nominated as the Kootenay "Rockstar Employee of the Year", but lost out due to his face being "unlikeable", and "disturbing." Others described his face as, "molesty", and "where's his eyes?"
The award will be placed on top of an old car in a field for people to try and attempt to shoot it with a rifle.

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