Steph Curry Ruled Out in Game Against Lakers
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Golden State runs into trouble just a week before the regular season is set to start. Warriors head office has confirmed that Steph Curry has obtained a quad injury during practice before tonight's game against the Lakers.
"Steph is going through an evaluation after tumble during practice, with an MRI scheduled for this afternoon." Warriors GM Bob Myers announced this morning. " Obviously our main concern is his health and we only plan to say he's ready to play once he's been cleared by multiple experts."
With the Warriors already having All Star Klay Thompson out until early 2020, sports analysts are concerned about their playoff prospects. "Our offense depth will be severly impacted." says Head Coach Steve Kerr. "We're looking into options in potential players that can fill the gape if injuries continue."
But are there any players that could ever come close to making as much of an impact on Golden State as Curry? "We've had a lot of conversation with shooting guard Frank Turpel. I think he's gotta be our best bet." says Kerr. "Combine that with a power house like Oleksander Khibin and I think the first or second seat are likely."
This page will be updated as more details on Curry's injury are announced.
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