The Universe Is Older Than We Thought
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A recent discovery made by Dr. Nikolas Steiner, a professional cosmologist at the gesellschaft observatory in Numerburg Germany, has lead many other cosmologist that have peer reviewed Dr. Steiner's word to believe that the universe is actually much older than we though. There are a large number of unanswered questions about the universe such as why the universe is missing so much matter and why the universe is expanding. It turns out that according to Dr. Steiner's new publication called "Mein Großer Schwanz" or "MGS" for short, the only reason the universe had looked young was because the big bang was actually much bigger than previously imagined and a lot of the infrared imaging we have of the early universe is actually light that has to travel such a long distance to get to us, that it's actually broken down to low frequencies. This observation was then verified by showing a correlation of the percent of infrared light being emitted by stars which are further away.
According to the MGS, the chances of our specific universe existing has actually just gone up by a massive amount and much of the missing universe although still missing from our point of view, is now likely to be beyond our view to such a point that even infrared can no longer convey the information and an even lower wavelength of light which would be easily absorbed by almost any body of matter and likely has been, is the only form of information that could be used to prove beyond merely just correlation that the MGS claims are valid.
"There's plenty of elements in the universe that absorb some of the energy of light. The vacuum of space isn't entirely empty and many other cosmologist overlook the possibility that the small amount of hydrogen in space might be absorbing the light and to that extent, our ability to see beyond a certain point with just our human eyes. Just because you can't put the universe in a laboratory does not mean it does not exist", Dr. Steiner quoted in a translated transcript from German to English.
The newest revelation made by Dr. Steiner has caught the interest of and is being peer reviewed by a large number of quantum physicist from which a majority believe will help to unify the worlds of both the microcosm and the macrocosm.
A reputable theoretical physicist named Jeremy Baits attempted to explain how big of a deal the MGS is and told us in an interview," After reading through what Dr. Steiner wrong about how the universe is older than what we believe it is, I believed it was absolutely absurd until I did the math. After that, I realized that he was on to something. Although his claims sound too good to be true, they really do seem to fit a lot of theories that are floating around and even seem to work when trying to apply the theory of quantum gravity to what we see today in the universe. The laws of thermal dynamics aren't being violated either. This discovery is unprecedented and I believe that if this ends up being accepted as true, Dr. Steiner will be the next Albert Einstein. It shouldn't be a surprise to anybody that at place which has been known for making geniuses would produce more geniuses."
Written by Jenna Frank
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