Le O Train en Ottawa vas finallement fermé aufin du 2019

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La fermeture du train léger à Ottawa a été annoncée avant le début de 2020, en raison de l'ignorance des usagers du train.

Le train ne produit plus aucun profit après son lancement explosif au milieu de 2019. Il s’agit d’un malheureux événement, la ville ayant dépensé plus de 2 000 000 000 de dollars pour le train, provenant pour l’essentiel de ses recettes fiscales. Le créateur du TLR a passé plus de 10 ans à planifier et à construire le train, mais au bout de quelques mois, son taux de combustion mensuel dépassait 10 000 000 $. C'est assez dommage, mais c'est vrai.

La ville dépensera également 350 000 000 $ supplémentaires pour la destruction du train, ainsi que pour la restauration de toutes les lignes de bus que la ville avait précédemment retirées d'OC Transpo. Le changement prendra jusqu'à la mi-été 2020 et emploiera plus de 34 493 Canadiens.

Comme la ville sait qu’elle va faire faillite, elle donne 1 000 laissez-passer pour des trajets gratuits et illimités sur le TLR, et vous pouvez même amener un ami. Si vous souhaitez participer à ce concours, accédez à realgiveawaynofakenewsLRT.com/giveaway1000/freepasses/virus.pdf.

Bonne chance et profitez bien du reste de votre temps sur le train léger.

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