Santa White House Homecide Breach

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On the 25th of October, 2019, United States President Donald Trump Has been reported dead. Police have been able to identify the attackers.

The attackers were assumed to be lead by Santa himself. The FBI have rewatched security footage of the White House on the night of Donald Trumps death. The footage shows a weird liquid pouring down one of the windows in Donald's office. In the footage it looks like the window had vanished. More evidence off it vanishing is because Santa and two more thugs could walk through the window. Once the attackers entered through the window Santa pointed a weird pipe at Donald which killed him.

Santa is known as one the worlds most loved man. Even though everyone thinks he is fake. Santa was meant to be delivering gifts to children across the Earth. The two men behind Santa were holding very deadly weapons. With one holding an axe and the other holding two daggers.

Donald's funeral will be held on the 30th of October, 2019. He was aged 73 when he died and was America's 45th President. Donald's son Eric Trump will be the President of the United States until January where another election will take place choosing the 46th President.

Donald's last words were captured on camera. After a lot of violent swearing, Donald said his last words 'Such Is Life' as he was a huge fan of Ned Kelly.

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