New Mission Impossible Movie Goes Up In Flames

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This morning, well renowned television studio Paramount Studios announced that that their new Mission Impossible movie- Mission Impossible: Dark Flames has been postponed, with a stunt by Tom Cruise resulting in the actor's death

Tom Cruise, age 57, was recruited by Mission Impossible director Chris Mcquamie in 1996, when the first Mission Impossible movie was released. He was admired by many, and was very famous. His greatest stunt was when he dangled off the tallest building in the world, The Burj Khalifa in Dubai, while shooting Mission Impossible:Ghost Protocol. He was pronounced dead yesterday, after a failed attempt at parachuting off the Eiffel Tower, attempting to land on the arch de triumph in Paris, France. He parachuted off the top of the famous tower, but came short of the arch, landing on the busy road surrounding the arch. He got ran over several times, before being rushed to hospital with vital injuries to his lungs, heart and brain. He died in surgery 3 hours later.

CEO of Paramount studios Jim Gianopulus said this morning at Tom Cruise's funeral, which had over 1 million attendees, "We share our deepest sorrow, and deeply regret Tom's death, and I believe he would of rather died drastically than of old age." His best friend and fellow Mission Impossible actor Simon Pegg said to press, "I can't believe he's dead. This should of been easy compared to Ghost Protocol."

Furthermore, Paramount studios are now much more hesitant to perform dangerous stunts, and are considering canceling the Mission Impossible movies as the stunts needed to innovate them are fast becoming too dangerous to do.

Tom Cruise left his estimated $550,000,000 to his family, including his ex-wife's. One of his ex-wife's, Katie Holmes, commented at Tom's funeral: "We didn't expect to see him die this soon." His death has sparked a global controversy about whether movie stunts are becoming too dangerous to perform and whether stunt riggers are becoming to careless in matters concerning human safety.

We will keep you posted as this disturbing story unfolds.

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