CAR-MA SUTRA Couples who love having sex in their cars reveal how it revs up their love lives
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IT’S not the most romantic of settings but it seems more and more of us are swapping candlelight for headlights and getting steamy in our cars
A survey last month revealed that 44 per cent of amorous Brits have had sex in their motor.
Tempcover, who carried out the research, also discovered that 45 per cent of us regularly steam up the windows in a bid to rev up our sex lives.
Nookie in the car isn’t illegal in the UK, providing you are not “outraging public decency” by getting it on in a very public place.
Even so, the possibility of getting caught seems to add a special thrill to seekers of in-car entertainment.
Here, four Sun readers reveal why they are fans of the ‘car-ma sutra!’
‘I’ll say “Let’s pop to the shops” – it’s code for a quickie in the car’
Jackie Gilbert, 59, is a senior carer and married to Rob, 56, and lives in High Wycombe. He refurbishes bathrooms and kitchens. They have four sons aged 28-33.
“Even though Rob is 6ft 3in tall, one night we thought sod it – let’s try and do it in his car.
“It was an old-school Mini. We managed to get onto the back seat together.
“We joked about who was going on the bottom. It was hilarious trying to work out how to have sex – but we managed it somehow. It involved opening the windows too.
“It is always me who instigates this sort of thing.
“Even today we’ve got four sons and one of them lives at home with us. We don’t do it while he is in the house.
“One time he walked into the bedroom and caught us in bed and asked what was going on.
“Instead, if I’m feeling amorous, I’ll say to Rob, ‘Let’s go to the shops!’ It is my code for let’s have sex in the car.
“He is a bit more innocent than me and if we haven’t done it for a while will usually ask, ‘Why, what do we need?’
“We usually end up having to pick up cigarettes for one of our sons but it’s worth it.
“Nowadays I don’t have to cram myself into a Mini either – I’ve got a very comfy Nissan Patrol which means I get to have sex in style!”
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