JCPS passes proposed uniform dress code
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LOUISVILLE, KY. -- The Jefferson County Public School Board approved a proposed mandatory uniform dress code for all students, including all JCPS high schools and middle schools. Outgoing school board member Richard Brown praised the other board members for approving the district wide dress code policy proposal. “The boards thoughts are this will reduce bullying of students and will make a safer school atmosphere for all involved.” Other reasons cited for implementing a district wide school uniform policy were eliminating schools of gang related and provocative clothing, particularly at the high school level. The projected dress code will include solid white polo's, khaki pants with belt, no shorts, solid white or black shoes, natural hair color and clear backpacks.
Parents reactions were mixed with Stephanie Dotson questioning the timing of the policy. “I don’t understand why the board would implement this policy half way through the school year, it doesn’t make any sense.” Other parents at the meeting believe the holidays will allow parents to prepare for the changes. “I guess my holiday shopping will include new clothes for my son. I just don’t know how thrilled he will be getting school clothes for Christmas”, remarked Mary Peterson.
A final vote will be held November 14 for final approval of the dress code policy.
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