Lane Goode Not So Good?

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Lane Goode has always been seen as a polite young man in Columbus, Indiana. That is until a recent incident involving Mr. Goode.

Authorities say that they found Lane Goode (19) on top of his roof kicking cats off on to unsuspecting civilians passing by.

Lane Goode was arrested and convicted of 4 misdemeanors. However when they searched his name in police databases, they made a shocking discovery.

Mr. Goode was actually 47 years old, and had been a known serial killer in Jacksonville, Florida. Police say that Mr. Goode’s total number of murders could be well over 1,000. Mr. Goode is now being charged with 1,278 felonies, on top of his 4 misdemeanors.

Lane Goode’s attorney had this to say: “My client is a menace to society, he has admitted that for years now. He even went as far as to carver the words ‘Menace to Society’ into his own back. I’m not sure how he did that, but it’s impressive nonetheless. My client is hoping to get the maximum sentence, as he wants to be able to have a stable home and not have to work. We will be pushing for a retrial if the sentencing is any less that 1000 life sentences.”

This story is quite a shock to a community who remembers Lane has a normal kid. When we asked community members to describe Lane in one word, the most common answers were “ugly, fattyfatfatfat, and gravy”.

This story is still developing.

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