MAKE AMERICA FELATE Again, President signs EO to make Facebook comment a reality...

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White House- At this stage of the game for the Trump administration it seems as though it’s impossible for Trump to shock the American people anymore with his antics. That’s why it was of no surprise today when White House correspondent Dick Izinya broke the story of the newest par for the course executive order being signed today by President Trump. President Trump tweeted this afternoon “My supporters are the best supporters, these are amazing, smart, blindly obedient, and very dedicated to me.”
In a second tweet this afternoon the President followed those sentiments by directly addressing and praising the frighteningly loyal Storm Trumpers. Nowadays most folks who voted for Trump when asked what they think of the President at this point they at the very least admit that he has the common decency of a flaming bag of dog shit on a porch. Storm Trumpers are different. They are disciplined and their specialty is their ability to hold the 45th President accountable for, absolutely nothing at all. In a CBS Undercover Investigative piece 150 Storm Trumpers were shown a video we had made and doctored too appear as though it was a Fox News piece. Using a Trump impersonator and some cutting edge technology. Our “FOX News report” shows “the President” unapologetically walk into the new born ward of a local hospital and urinate on all of the newborns, soaking them completely. Before leaving without offering any reason at all for why he peed on a bunch of babies who were less than 24 hours old, he can be heard saying “I’m gonna kill a few puppies in front of those first graders at that school for the special needs kids. They lose their shit over the funniest stuff.”... when interviewed after All 150 Storm Trumpers said they felt the President did nothing wrong and in fact they expressed they were glad that we finally had a president with balls that’s willing to do things that absolutely nobody else would do. who’s not willing to back down from the haters... It’s that very kind of dedication that the President praised in his tweet when he announced today that because of their willingness to figuratively suck his proverbial cock at every possible chance, sometimes sucking it seemingly out of the blue and always appeared to double down and suck harder and longer when shouting super racist shit to members of the senate who loyally serve this Nation. So it was no surprise when he announced his plan to show gratitude for them by launching MAKE AMERICA FELATE AGAIN where Storm Trumpers will have the opportunity to kneel on the White House lawn and suck trumps actual dick for up to 3 minutes each. ironically the idea of giving back to the supporters by way of felating the trump stump came not from a diehard supporter but, rather a New Hampshire man with a personality and an ability to rationalize thought, a sense of humor, and the quality he has that seems most most foreign in these parts, his desire for all human beings to be dignified in their existence regardless of race, religion, even country. “I enjoy watching people pat themselves on the back and really take the credit for randomly being born in a much easier environment than say being born in Afghanistan.”
I comment on these pro trump threads because the ignorance is refreshing. Today came about when the Storm Trumpers were discussing all of 45’s incredible accomplishments, which upon closer review the list was just suggestions he had made. That’s when I hoped to maybe help our country move on together by suggesting that they just finally suck on trumps penis. it’s very apparent that’s what they really want to do and I think that’s ok.
Unfortunately my suggestion meant as an olive branch was received less to than warmly. Ya know I actually feel sorry for a lot of these Storm Trumpers because I forget that a lot of them are actually in fact idiots. Today I was watching this female one get very confused as she somehow took the suggestion of sucking the dick commander in chief was mocking gay people. Poor thing couldn’t actually figure out that sometimes if someone has even slightly above average intelligence they learn to work with humor, make jokes, and quips. After seeing her struggle and not able to realize that she was just a stupid fucking idiot and the empathetic human in me felt bad for being so much brighter than her. Thankfully that’s when this fella came on the thread just in time. I actually forgot this guy even existed because he’s a very basic man bitch, but when I saw him slide into the thread I said “omg Randall Kelley I forgot about this dumb fuck.”.. the reason I was excited to see Randall was because he is a very confident idiot. He takes a lot of pride in being fucking average. Very very proud of being that guy that is extremely forgettable, the one that doesn’t stand out for any reason whatsoever. The type of guy you’ve met a 1,000 times because these type of seat filler people are everywhere. Randy feels that he understands politics better than most because he serves as a town councilor in Derry.,, to a confident idiot that means he understands foreign policy and everything in the political universe. Unfortunately he neglects the fact that most politicians from the town level up to the world stage are also fucking idiots. Take for example funny MANCHDTERDAM newsman Joel Moose Elber was elected to the NH state senate and thought grapefruits were in fact called great fruits. Poor Randall will get himself so worked up because he’s reading my posts and he’s trying to show me that he matters and he know things and wants to showcase by writing these long posts which I can only assume are boring and dumb. But I wouldn’t actually know because I don’t take the time to read them because Randy is just another dumb fuck to me. incapable of rolling the dice and actually learning things about himself human beings snd a myriad of other things. He’s that guy you always see that will pass judgment on another culture because it’s his bilderberg controlled media told him so. Randi is a perfect fit for the establishment just a worker bee. He is never at risk of doing anything great but he takes pride in his little piece of the stupid pie that The establishment taught him to be proud of. So needless to say when I heard the president was going to implement my silly little joke it was exciting to see Randi’s eyes light up and put his bid in to suck lead off trumps 2020 blow bang. I’m sure Randy will be very professional suck it good and hard as he can and show that president how honored he is to be involved in something so personal with his beloved Donald J Trump who proudly conned a tribe of fucking idiots to elect him to the most powerful office in the world.. No I wish you success go out be the best little dick sucker you can.

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