Junkyard golf hole 6 is the most difficult
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In a tense encounter on Saturday night the golf favourite slipped to fourth place after a catastrophic series of mistakes. All started well with a hole in one for Mr Ridyard, Mary was hopeless from the start and despite hours of practice started with an 8 on the first hole. Ann quickly gave up, turned to Hooch, and nearly took the birthday boys eye out with a wild shot on the sixth.
Again on the sixth, Jon Ridyard (the eldest player) made a series of wayward shots, it was difficult to see exactly what he was trying to do, but five shots went way off the mark as he got more and more flustered until he finally got to the hole in six. Tim and Macster both knocked in a superb hole in one at the sixth, both wondering why the eldest player had made it look so difficult. There were later some ridiculous claims that Jon Ridyard (pictured above on the left during happier times) was being put off by the younger players but sources say this was completely untrue.
Susie put in a steady performance throughout knocking the eldest player into fourth spot, but the eventual winner was the Verne Troyer lookalike (Google it) with a great performance, followed closely by the youngest male player, birthday boy Tim. Ann was bitterly disappointed at her husband Jon Ridyard's humiliating defeat by the younger players and spent the rest of the evening targeting Tim's crotch with various drinks.
All in all it was a great night.
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