Scientists Find that People Named "Emma" are 87 Worse than Other People
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Back in the early 2000s the name Emma was coined as the second most used name in the United States. Maybe it is because the average IQ of U.S. citizens is a whopping 67. If your name is Emma or you know anyone with the name Emma, then please listen up.
If you are a parent or loved one of an Emma, we urge you to seek guidance immediately for you Emma. Studies have shown that just the appearance of the name "Emma" increases despisal rates by 38. Famous actress, Emma Stone, has spoken out about her experience with being an Emma. At the 2010 Ghandi Peace Prize Ceremony, Emma Stone denotes, "I feel that the prejudice and discrimination against Emmas has been worse than discrimination against any other group of people throughout history". If this isn't proof of, then I don't know what is.
Although Emmas feel that the discrimination is ridiculous and uncalled for, it is actually in good reason. Experts find that Emmas are 50 more likely to be pigeon toed. Now if that isn't a reason to say bye bye to all Emmas, then I don't know what is, am I right.
In 2014, Barack Obama and Emma Stone shared their thoughts on intolerance in America. The findings were astounding. Despite contrary beliefs, Emma Stone proved that Emmas have had a more difficult time fitting in with society, dating back to 800 BC. Here is a little snipet of the famous debate. Barack Obama: "I would like to know what you believe has been the hardest part about being an Emma in America?" Stone: "The hardest part for me has been dealing with the long history of discrimination and oppression that Emmas have faced throughout time" Barack Obama replies, "Very insightful, thank you".
Lastly, if you are named Emma, please get your name legally changed. It will not only save you from countless discrimination, but also improve the lives of everyone around you.
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