NCP AND POLICE INVESTIGATED FOR PARKING TICKETS
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Ncp and the police have both been slammed by Trading Standards for false parking charges, The owner of NATIONAL CAR PARKS is due in court for issuing parking fines with the police, A local council reported the Parking Charges to the police but the police refused to investigate, Trading Standards have arrested the Detective Sargent as his ID number was on the tickets, it is estimated they earned £150,000 based on £40 charges totaling 3750 drivers paying up, There payment method was PayPal and they even tried to hide there tracks by diverting the website from ncp to penaltychargenotice.co.uk
The police station is currently under investigation, With the Detective Sargent remaining in a Court Cell untill January 2020. The officer is not aloud any out of cell time and is only aloud 1 phone call on Christmas eve.
Both Sargent and NCP are denying knowledge.
NCP has now gone into bankruptcy owing £20,500,090 in refunds. The police station has released all arrested people and are unable to commence legal action againced people.
The police pictured can be seen outside as they are unable to access the station.
The sergeants wife has also been taken into custody leaving there 4 children taken into care.
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