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The police station had gotten a call from Ryan, the individual who had claimed to be Fluffy's boyfriend. When the police officers had gotten there they found Ryan crying and holding Fluffy's dead corpse in his arms. She had a gunshot on her forehead with blood running down her face and blood on her clothes. They had interviewed Ryan and he said that he had bought cookies for Fluffy and that when he got home he witnessed someone shooting her. "I was walking home from Walmart. I had bought some cookies for fluffy and when I got home I witnessed someone shooting Fluffy! I couldn't really tell if the murder was a boy or girl since they were wearing a mask but after that bastard shot Fluffy, they ran right passed me. They threw the gun at me, saying that if the police came that I should get arrested and that if I say anything about him being the murderer that they'll slit my throat open! I would've killed that bastard if it wasn't illegal!" Ryan had said in a frustrated yet Depressing tone. Even after the police interviewed Ryan, they don't know if they should trust Ryan or not. They are still investigating this murder to find out who the murderer is. They had interviewed Fluffy's friends but they said they knew nothing about the murder. The only 1 who hadn't said they knew nothing about the murder was Fluffy's OC, Pastel. "I had heard a gunshot followed by some screaming coming from Fluffy's house this morning..." Pastel had said, then she paused with a blank expression on her face, trying to think of what had happened next. "I thought that Fluffy had probably tried to shoot a spider or something and that she had probably dropped her gun and so that's why she screamed, I guess?" she soon continued. The police found her suspicious but they didn't arrest her since they hadn't known if she was the murderer or not. I will update this article once they find out anymore information about this murder.
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