Private School in Edinburgh known as Edinburgh Academy confirms that they are planning to close down in the next 2 years.
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A private school in Edinburgh, known as Edinburgh Academy, has released a statement stating they are planning to shut down their senior and junior school, in the next two years. In a statement released by the Rector of the school, Barry Welsh, it states that "Due to a decrease in Income to the school and the reluctance of parents to pay higher fees or make donations to the school, we have made an executive decision to close down both our junior and senior schools in the next two years." They also explained why they have decided to make of time two years instead of closing automatically. "Out of respect for our students, we want to give them a long time to work out their arrangements as this affects them the most."
A source inside the school has told us that within the first two hours of the statement, Barry Welsh received 320 emails and 120 phone calls from confused parents. We were able to get in contact with the mother of some pupils at the school. The woman, who wanted to stay anonymous, said to us that they were baffled as there was no communication with the parents. "We have been at this school for the past five years and my kids love it here. The fact that they didn't let parents know of this not only betrays the trust we have in them but they've destroyed the trust the kids had in them.
It is believed that teachers do not yet know the news and only a few senior staff are aware of the bizarre revolution
More details to follow...
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