"No no no" not "Ho ho ho" for visitors to Santa in Lapland
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Looking for some Christmas magic for you and your young family then what could be more magical than travelling to Lapland, the home of Santa Claus, to meet him and his elves who are busily working away to make all the toys for the children of the world. This is what many families spend £1000s each year looking for that dream start to Christmas but this year its turning into a Christmas nightmare for families visiting the Lapland village of Karesuando which has a severe outbreak of norovirus.
Sandra Peterson, a mother of three, who recently travelled to Karesuando described the scene quite vividly in a BBC Norfolk interview this morning. "It was like a horror scene, children looking ill and sick.The plan back was horrible, everyone was wearing lots of layers due to the cold temperatures so already hot and sweaty then you throw in multiple children and adults fighting for the bathroom to be sick. It was awful". She said of her two year old, Jessica, "Jessica is frightened of Santa now, she hasnt stopped crying in between the bouts of sickness since getting back home as she thinks he made her sick due to being a naughty girl". Sandra and her family were hopeful that they would all would recover by Christmas day so that they could salvage what was left of their Christmas cheer and goodwill to all men.
Karin Wanngård, a reindeer herder in the lappish village, said "The virus outbreak started a few weeks ago. Some sickly kid from a UK flight I believe. I warned our management that this was going to happen. Everyone was touching everything in abnormally warm conditions inside. Its a breeding ground for a biological agent - I am surprised it hasn't happened before". Our reporters spoke to multiple people working in the tourist industry in the area and all confirmed the same.
Karin went on to say "Rudolph is meant to be the one with a red body part, we are all laughing that it should actually be Rudolph the red bummed tourist what with all the sickness and diarrhea that is going around". Although horrendous it is heartening to see that there is still some humour within the teams working in the tourist industry and there are struggling on to salvage the Christmas spirit. James Little, a father of three from Birmingham, was full of praise for the team "Although it was horrible and like being amid an ebola outbreak it was great to see how the team in the village pulled together to make it work. The tinsel covered sick buckets were made me smile and the airline did there best to keep every happy on the way back by sitting the infected people away from the healthy folk".
We contacted multiple tour operators for comment but none were available or willing to provide any further information. For more information please visit the Karesuando Tourist Information website - http://www.karesuando.se/kdo/turist/info-eng.htm
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