CNN Breaking News - U.S. Declares war on North Korea. What comes next?
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After many years of disagreement, the U.S. congress voted 67 to go to war with Korea. Korea does not have many world aleis. "North Korea's failure to comply with global guideline has ultimately led to this," said politician Mike Braun. At the 2019 global conference arguments broke out. Kim Jong-Un, the supreme leader of china stated,"I reject your nuclear arms proposal. My great nation has the right to hold enough nuclear weapons to blow up the whole planet 3 times." After saying this the president of Norway stood up to speak. He then proceeded to walk to the North Korean flag pole and lowered the North Korean. After doing so Kim Jong-Un declared war on N.A.T.O.
What does this mean for you?
North Korea has made it clear that they are serious about war. You and your families should have precaution. According to the CGS mortality rates in the U.S. will reach 34 but could quickly escalate to 80 if we reached full-out nuclear war. Experts predict that 5 months will be all it takes to defeat North Korea. After the impeachment and removal of Trump, the U.S. is in utter despair. Mike Pence, vice president is due to take over in 2 week. At his inicatian speech he said," I truly believe that we can beat the North Koreans."
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