BREAKING: Iran Military deploys 6 ‘Shahed 129’ lethal drone strikes on areas of Washington and multiple air bases near Chicago.
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In the past minutes, President of Iran, Hassan Rouhani has ordered half a dozen drone strikes on highly populated areas of America. Information is constantly incoming, and therefore this article will be constantly updated to provide more accurate information to the public.
Iran Military Forces have targeted 3 Marine Bases, 2 within a 30 mile radius of Chicago and 1 in Washington D.C. 3 further strikes have been made within the city of Washington, 2 on the Southern side and 1 directly on the White House, resistance of the President, Donald Trump.
Along with these strikes made by armed forces, Iran and China have put out multiple emergency broadcasting signals to over 9 of their major cities, with the translated repeated transcript; “This is not a test. Political violence to the nation is imminent, and nuclear fallout is possible. Seek shelter immediately.”
Moreover, President of Iran, Hassan Rouhani has moments ago released a shocking statement, involving highly explicit content with the footage of a supposed American tourist being executed live on Iran television. The President is shown standing alongside the Head of Iran Military, Ali Khamenei and claims that ‘This is only the start of a ravenous, skin stripping war. We are not the cause of this, however your actions against us have led us to ensure you endure the utmost in revenge.’
New information is now coming in that President Donald Trump was indeed within the White House building at the time of the strike, however made it out with the support of the Secret Service, and the press know as far as right now that he has suffered no severe injuries.
From helicopter images, multiple Chicago airbases are seemingly in a blaze, and no current communication has been received from them at this time. Emergency services and not been cleared access into the airbases, due to safety and legal establishments.
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