NATO Declare War!
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After Russian soldiers entered Ukraine during the night. Germany has pushed the rest of NATO to declare war. Britain, France, Italy, Portugal, Canada, USA, Saudi Arabia. Have joined the fight. The rest of NATO remain unknown, We do know that 250,000 British and French troops have been sent to Germany. American and Canadian forces are also on their way to Europe. The battle for Ukraine remains a stalemate, however Russian troops are said to have doubled by tomorrow. In response to its allies declaration China has sent 100,000 troops to invade Taiwan, however 20,000 British and 80,000 American troops are already deployed to defend Taiwan who holds and army of 90,000 men. Japanese troops are quickly heading to Taiwan and should arrive within the next four days. Thailand has decided to send 30,000 troops into Cambodia which was only defended by 2,000 troops, however Thailand gained control of the capital and Cambodia surrendered and is now in the hands of Thailand. Neighbour Vietnam however holds 150,000 men and states that they are not scared to fight back. Also in response to China’s invasion, India has sent 500,000 troops into into China through it’s border, apparently 700,000 Chinese soldiers have been killed to the Indians 400,000, however India has ran out of troops and has started conscription to the military. It is said by one month India will have 4,000,000 soldiers at it’s ready. Also in the Middle East Saudi Arabia has air raided.the UAE City of Dubai. Completely destroying the city.
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