War In The Middle East!

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With the death of Iranian general Qasem Soleimani. Came an aftermath that could bring the world to anarchy.

Great Britain has withdrawn 7000 soldiers from Iraqi soil. Great Britain has also withdrawn 4000 soldiers from Kenya too Britain’s main overseas military base in Ethiopia where 9000 British soldiers currently reside. Her Majesty the Queen has warned Boris Johnson that any military movement in the Middle East is too be in her consent within at least fifty hours before it is done, however the Queen’s legal power only states that she must be given consent 32 hours before!

Also in the Middle East Danish forces have left Iraq. Germany has also withdrawn half of it’s forces in Iraq leaving 5000 soldiers.

Poland and Australia have created a new never seen before alliance in which their forces will share military bases in the suburbs of Baghdad. The alliance has been designed to prevent American soldiers from entering the capital of Iran,Tehran. Each country has stated any movement into Tehran will be a declaration of war against America and any countries that join the the invasion of Theran.

For the time being 75,000 Belgian, French soldiers are stationed in the nearby nation of Kuwait 505 miles behind the capital. They have stated they shall remain neutral, unless an invasion of Kuwait occurs in which they will defend the war-torn nation.

Vladimir Putin has sent 102,000 Russian troops into Azerbaijan in case of war between the nations. He also sent 20,000 troops to Cuba. In retaliation the United States sent 20,000 to Jamaica. Which states they never asked nor wanted American forces in their own country. Vladimir Putin the President of Russia said on news this morning “I don’t know what Donald Trump is doing, or why he is doing this but I will stop him from doing this and am prepared to use force if needed”.

Trouble has also erupted in Canadian Parliament, who told the soldiers they have drafted to the Middle East that they would in no way need to fight, and were there to supply water to the Iraqi people, not kill them. The soldiers state that they want to go home, but with America having influence over Canada they won’t be anytime soon.

On the American side Donald Trump the president of America has said that he has the most powerful army in the world at his disposal and is prepared to use it. However the mayor of Hawaii has said he will make sure no Hawaiian men are drafted to fight in this war, stirring trouble between them.

Ukraine has let Iran know they were unhappy with one of there national airlines jets being shot down, killing 176 civilians. However Iran offers to pay 73,000,000 to pay for the jet and has apologised for the incident.

Also in the Middle East, Saudi Arabia has said they will support America in the conflict and hope to gain land from Iraq once they sue for peace. This upset Iraq’s ally Egypt who has stated they will get involved if Saudi Arabian forces enter Iraqi soil.

The Chinese government has also said the whole thing is a result of Russian and British colonialism in Iran. And has stated they are proud of the country for retaliation against the United States.

The UN plans to bring all of the worlds global leaders to meet in 4 months at the city of Rome, however the public say that 4 months is to much time, and World War could have already broken out between the nations involved.

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