Jade Richardson caught for killing Mia Byus
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Richardson has been caught and charged for the murder of Mia Byus. Sunday, January 11, around 9:30, Richardson arrived at the Byus residence. Jade then proceeded to break in through a window that led to Mia’s bed room. Richardson then stabbed her 7 times while she was asleep. After Jade Richardson walked to walmart and went into mcdonald’s and ordered a caramel frappe and a mcchicken sandwich. She sat in there and ate her food. The byus parents already contacted the police by the time Richardson got her food and drink. Video evidence showed Jade walking towards walmart so the carlisle department headed there with caution because they were told Richardson was armed with a glock 19. When the police arrived at walmart Jade walked out and started shooting at the police. 13 officers were killed and 2 were injured. the swat team was called in and entered walmart through the back, Richardson did not know. She was shot in the back of her thigh by swat team officer Lubouno. They closed in on Jade and arrested her. she is now in a federal prison (not named for personal purposes).
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