Illinois Man Arrested After Law Enforcement Raid Home
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In Dixon, Illinois the local authorities have made what they are saying is the biggest bust of narcotics they’ve seen in this past decade. The suspect which has been identified as 22 year old man Cain Crowe from Dixon, Illinois has been arrested last Thursday night (2/23/20) after reports of illegal activities were going on inside his home. The police seized two fire arms, 3 ounces of pre packaged marijuana and over 500 grams of crack-cocaine as well as other contraband believed to be used in the process of cooking, packaging and distributing the narcotics. Crowe has also been known to take only multiple alias such as “bird” in his drug trade stretching from Chicago to Houston. This is not the first time the suspect has been arrested as he has a criminal history from assaulting the elderly to criminal damage of property. He is currently being held without bond while investigators go over the scene.
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