Shea Moistures "Kukui Nut and Grape Seed Youth Infused Face-Mask" has consumers furious and wanting compensation.

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The popular face mask by the brand "Shea Moisture" has consumers furious. On January 15, 2020 Danny Williams, a mother of two, was admitted to the Cecilia's Hospital in New York. She had a thick rash all over her face. With further investigation it was found that the "Shea Moisture" mud mask that she had been using caused the irritation. Scientist Yen Hoeo states,"I couldn't believe it! When I was given this case to anazlyze, I thought it was a joke. My results concluded that the face mask had been made with Cocoanadolant bird feces, a species of bird only found in some parts of Asia. The feces of this bird contains a chemical called gotcha, gotcha is specifically known to speed up the aging process for it is typically used to age cheese." With further investigation it was found that "Shea Moisture" had been illegally farming Cocoanadolant bird feces in one of their ware houses in Los Angles. The 70 year old CEO of the company, Alissa Guivy states, "I just got so sick of all of these young forty year olds using a youth defying face mask! Their skin is perfect! I thought that his would be a good lesson to them! Appreciate your skin now! Stop trying to change it!" She is now being sent to a mental hospital where she can get help. Authorities warn consumers to immediately stop all use with any and all Shea Moisture products. If you or a loved one has used the Shea Moisture youth defining mask immediately go to the hospital, the effects of the face mask don't appear until two weeks of use.

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