BREAKING NEWS: Rapper “Austin Richard Post Malone” Dead At 24 In a Fatal Car Crash
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Syracuses Rapper was driving in his 18/3 Bugatti Chiron Featured on his Instagram when he lost control of the Chiron and crashed into a Passing by Ford Fiesta. TMZ Reported that the 33 Year Old Man involved in the crash is Undergoing surgery but will survive. TMZ & CNN Reported that Post Malone Has Been Pronounced Dead. Fans are tributing Austin’s music all over social media networks such as Instagram and Snapchat, One fan titling his post “He was truly a inspiration to me gone way to soon we Love you Posty!” Although many fans are celebrating Austin’s wonderful life many fans are Heartbroken.
The culture wasn’t demanding a James-Franco-in-Spring-Breakers-esque rapper-crooner in summer 2015, when “White Iverson” quietly started its months-long climb to No. 14 on the Hot 100. But Post Malone was fruitful, and his smashes multiplied. “White Iverson” (30 weeks on the Hot 100) beget “Congratulations” feat. Quavo (50 weeks) beget “Rockstar” feat. 21 Savage (41 weeks, his first No. 1) beget “Psycho” feat. Ty Dolla Sign (39 weeks, his second No. 1) beget “Sunflower” with Swae Lee (45 weeks, his third No. 1). He’s hit the top five twice this year. And he’s done it all with seemingly little reverence for hip-hop itself, saying in a 2017 interview that he doesn’t recommend rap lyrics if you’re “looking to think about life,” and setting out to prove as much with lines like, “I spotted lil’ mama through the wall at Jabroni’s/Point her out so I can bag her if they just bring her to me / I ain’t even seen her face, but she got beautiful boobies” (2018’s “Spoil My Night” feat. Swae Lee, five weeks on the Hot 100).
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