Palace close in on South Korean wonderkid
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Even the most ardent Crystal Palace supporters would readily admit their club's rather underwhelming performance in this winter window; with many reports suggesting that both Sporting Director, former Palace striker, Dougie Freedman and Steve Parish (CEO) working well into the wee hours in a desperate attempt to bolster a rather threadbare squad owing to a scourge of injuries over the past few months.
However, there could be a glimmer of hope in the form of 'Gook boy' as he's endearingly dubbed by the FC Seoul faithful. Fahk-in Naowan is an up and coming star in the K-League having already racked up 62 appearances and -2 goals at the very impressionable age of 35. When questioned on mooted interest expressed by representatives of the Club, Mr Freedman declared: "Aye, there were a coupl'a barstards eating at the Shatty Wok Cafe in Seoul city centre on Thursday neet: soonds like they're wulling to let him kick some baw in Croydon."
Amongst other names touted for the Eagles in this January window include: Vietnamese left-right-back, up-front sweeper back, Phuc Hall; current Burnley manager, Sean Dyche's son, Dyk van Dyche on loan from Weight Watchers Manchester; Saudi outfit, Al-Faisaly FC's star winger quarter-back, Sheik Buster Hymen and his twin step-brother Rory.
More to follow before the heavily awaited 11pm deadline.
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