Another outbreak? Widespread Coronavirus Outbreak in La Puente, California
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What has now been labeled a biological attack against the global population has once again seen an outbreak in the heart of Los Angeles, specifically La Puente.
La Puente as it is known is a city in Los Angeles County, California, United States. The population was 39,816 at the 2010 census.
In 1769, the Gaspar de Portolà expedition (the first European exploration party in the Los Angeles area), along with Father Junípero Serra, built a bridge over the San Jose Creek. In 1884, the area was named Puente (bridge in Spanish; in old Spanish the noun was often feminine, as opposed to modern Spanish el puente). The community began in 1841 when John Rowland and William Workman were granted the 48,000-acre (190 km2) Rancho La Puente.
The area was known for its fruit and walnut groves during the 1930s. The city was even home to the world's largest walnut packing plant. Today, the city is heavily-urbanized, but the area still has some historical landmarks from its founding days nearby, for instance, the Workman and Temple Family Homestead Museum in the neighboring City of Industry.
What was once a vibrant city has become victim to a fatal Coronavirus outbreak labelling this the first outbreak to have taken place in America. The Coronavirus as it is known has recently seen a biological outbreak in the city and has caused several illnesses ranging from people with little to no symptoms to people being severely ill and dying. Symptoms can include: Fever, Cough, and Shortness of breath.
The CDC has warned residents of La Puente to stay indoors and lessen contact with individuals in the city as much as possible. More will be reported as information comes in.
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