"Kim Jong-un Is Trash At Fortnite", Trump says
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Last friday, the United Nations held the first ever "UN Fortnite Party", with the goal of strengthening international friendships. After a plethra of steamy matches, Trump made some pretty hurtful claims towards his teammate Kim Jong-un. "He's trash, maybe even the worst in the history of Fortnite", Trump proclaimed in an interview. "He'd always take the best guns and not communicate with the rest of the squad. This is why I will not be signing any more nuclear deals with him until he agrees to give me the gold scar next time". Kim Jong-un responded to the claims, saying he believed to be the best player on the squad. "I have the highest K/D and am really good with snipers. I am devastated that my friend Donald would hurt me like this. I will take some time to reflect in my room.". No one has heard from Jong-un ever since his retreat, and the people are worried about a possible nuclear war between the nations.
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