Wailmer Deaths On The Rise
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Yesterday's shocking news of a targeted attack on the innocent population of Wailmer left the Galar region reeling. The first wave of attacks began late last night around 11pm EST just as most Wailmer were preparing for the nightly slumber, and lasted for about 2 hours. The body count is believed to be approaching 200. Local Mantyke and Remoraid attempted to help protect the Wailmer, however the group responsible systematically picked off just the Wailmer. At this moment their intentions are unknown.
The violence subsided around 1 am EST this morning. Galar was hopeful that the worst was over as they attempted to pick up the pieces as the sun rose on the horizon. Unfortunately, the attackers returned early this afternoon for round two of this terrible tragedy. Seemingly another 100 Wailmer have fallen in the past hour.
An unnamed source claiming to be close to the person responsible says the perpetrator is feeling somewhat remorseful, but is "too far down this road" for it to stop. We expect the attacks to continue for the foreseeable future, and the Wailmer community should brace themselves for the third wave of killings to roll in at some point this evening.
Stay tuned for the latest, our thoughts and prayers go out to the families of the fallen.
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