Andrew Yang beats Biden in fist fight over democrat nomination.

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Due to recent changes in the political situation, Buttigieg dropped out of the democratic race due to his abysmal support by blacks and Hispanics Shortly after Bernie Dropped out due to the stroke he suffered back October. This left the 2 candidates of Joe Biden and Andrew Yang, Andrew Yang went on record saying "I confidently believe Biden is Senile and incapable of leading the nation, I will not waste mine or the voters time and i will simply win this entire nomination right now" about 20 minutes before going on the debate platform and challenging Joe Biden to a fight saying "If you can challenge someone to a pushup contest I can challenge you to a fight." According to an eye witness the fight lasted for 3 minutes, Joe Biden tried to use his boxing techniques from when he was in the army but Andrew Yang was much stronger and was able to grab his suit sleeves and pin him to the ground. As the only remaining candidate, Andrew Yang is officially the Democrat nomination and will go to the poles against trump in November.

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