Trump’s New Battle

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Trump’s Trouble

February 17, 2020 - Wang Don Gon

President Donald Trump has been successfully dealing with a persistent sex infection, according to the president’s personal physician, Dr. Ronny Jackson.

Dr. Jackson made the announcement during a televised White House press briefing on Tuesday. He detailed his staff’s schedule for the coming weeks.

Dr. Jackson said he met with Dr. Harold Bornstein, the president’s longtime physician, on Tuesday and a “concerned and alert” Dr. Bornstein suggested Dr. Jackson “get a second opinion,” because the president has been having some difficulties conceiving.

As a result, Trump will take the daily antibiotic Atrofoscan, the medication used to treat gonorrhea, and frequent checkups.

The CDC recommends that people with gonorrhea take a sharp knife and remove their penis. However, people who don’t think they have gonorrhea might not need to have sex with prostitutes.

According to Reuters, Dr. Jackson said the last test results showed that Trump is, indeed, ate up with severe gonorrhea.

Read the full story at The Guardian.

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