The Invisibility Phenomnon
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Scientists have shown that this concoction of ten different ingredients is shown to hyphonojically turn the victim invisible for up to 20 minutes, then wearing hypopergicaly off. Follow this simple recipe and discover inside if you have the prongolical power to turn invisible to the naked eye. This experiment has only been shown to work on 10 of the 1000 participants who have tried. This means that only 1 of participants have shown to have the gelomonical powers inside them which is needed for the positive result.
To mix this concoction and see if you were gifted with wonjolical and magical powers that invisibility is needed for, you will need the following:
-The juice from half a lemon
-The zest of half a lemon
-The juice of one orange
-The zest of one orange
-Half an apple, finely chopped
-200 mls sparkling water
-One tsp of sugar
-One tsp of ginger ale
First, you will need to mix together the juice and zest of half a lemon with the juice and zest of one orange. This only needs mixing very slightly for the zest to sink in beneath the liquid. The second instruction of creation is half an apple finely chopped. The chopping process should take up to 10 minutes in order the chop the apple croniculumly intricate and small.
Add the sparkling water, sugar and ginger ale into a separate beaker and mix thoroughly. The sparkling water should be very sparkly. While one person is continually mixing the liquid with a spoon, the other is to slowly add in the dry mixture, teaspoon by teaspoon, until fully combined. When this process is done, the concoction is ready. The participant is to take 5 mils of the mixture before immediately lying down and waiting 30 seconds for any changes to start appearing.
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