Gwizzy murdered in the street by Pranav Sharma
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
2059 68990 Shares
We all know the original abduction on Gwizzy that was conducted after school durring febuary 22, Saisreeker has broken in and violently bounced her into the bottom of his private areas. Anusri went fishing there when Mendu was found harboring Gwizzy. She stole her and when she was about to enter her house she started having vivid halousations of Dhruv taking his clothes off. This left her open for a surprise attack by Jaya. At approvimetly 2:30 am, Anusri was found sucking her hands by an anonymous person. Experts believe Jaya’s plan was to milk Gwizzy in effort to make a living. During this milking process, Pranav Sharma walked in the room and instantly got seduced by Jaya. This flows Pranav in a fit of rage and he chases Gwizzy out of his house and into the Thicc’s. The Thicc force fed her god shots and sold her off to Ameya Man for 2 blowjobs. When Ameya was taking Gwizzy for a walk on the bright sunny morning of March 4th, they ran into Pranav Sharma. Pranav Sharma demanded Gwizzy but Ameya refuses because he wanted her “for kicks.” Ameya and Pranav started nutting on each other while allegedly screaming “Jayayayayayayayayayayayayaayayay.” They were reported by Mr Thicc to be having a squeezing break where they each showed each other their stash of pictures. But ultimately Pranav Sharma won by flashing pictures of Diya. Ameya had broken down into tears and died by drowning. Once Pranav Shama was about to touch Gwizzy for the second time, the Thicc killed him because he “did it twice not once.”
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
Most Popular
-
1
bigfoot sighting at jackson lake campground near oak hill ohio Several eye witness reported seeing a large hairy animal of some kind near the Jackson lake campground. Local authorities are asking people to be cautious if you are planning on fishing near this area. One of the witnesses where able to snap a picture with their cell phone before the creature ran away near the Tommy Been rd area.
-
2
new york city woman loses her temper, causes black hole to swallow her entire town Anna, 26, of New York City, DC was in the middle of an argument with a colleague when her temper got so out of control, it formed a small black hole, which demolished the vast majority of her neighborhood. "I just couldn't take it anymore, and unleashed my forces at the person who was irritating me. I had no idea the energy of my rage could cause such destruction," says Anna. Despite the ruination her anger has caused, Anna says she has no regrets. "I actually wish I knew I had this ability sooner!" Anna laughs. "There are a lot of people and things I could have eradicated from my life in this way."
-
3
whale spotted in illinois river A humpback whale was spotted near Morris IL in the Illinois River today. The sighting comes just days after 2 Great White Sharks were seen frolicking in the same area. While not impossible, it does seem unlikely. It is thought that the whale may have followed the sharks as they sometimes do in the wild. The whale would of had to travel over 1250 miles to get to this location. The Marine Biologist Association will be in town for a full investigation. Until we have answers, we are asking folks to keep their pontoons and fishing boats docked.
-
4
two great white sharks found swimming in mississippi river near saint louis, missouri. While it is not entirely impossible, it is incredibly uncommon for salt water dwelling creatures to stay for lengthy periods of time in fresh water. However, two Great White Sharks have managed to survive the trip and make their way up the Mississippi River somehow. Believed to have started as a mating couple, the two are assumed to have swam the 920 mile journey from the mouth of the Mississippi River that is connected to the Gulf Of Mexico. Officials in Saint Louis have contacted the Missouri Conservation Department and will likely have a team in the river soon to capture the two lost sharks.