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Natt til lørdag kl 04.00 ble det satt i gang ett stort søk etter Liggur i Møre og Romsdal, han ble meldt savnet etter venner og familie varslet nødetatene, han og vennene Alexander Malmedal og Marius Blondy AKA the giant q-tip skulle på sin årlige tradisjon dær di ligger på og stikker av hjemme hoss Liggur’s foreldre på kildevangen behandlingssenter, kameratene skjønte fort att noe var galt da det eneste de fant på det avtalte møtestedet var favoritt skjørtet til Liggur, De ringte straks til alle massasje institutt og lettsluppene kvinner i distriktet uten hell, vi prøvde og få en uttalelse fra Liggurs foreldre og men det er vanskelig og snakke da de ligger på alle fire med ett eple i munnen og venter på sønnens hjemkomst sier en NÆR "venn" av familien, søket har hittil stort sett fåregått med ubåt sier letemannskapet på grunn av att Liggur hadde tidligere i uken uttalt att han var ganske langt nede for tiden, de ante håp en liten periode da de fulgte etter noe de trodde var Liggur i litt over en time, Men de viste seg desverre og bare være en diger uer, kameratene sier og att dette er veldig ulikt Liggur da dette er andre gang på litt over 20 år att Liggur ikke har møtt opp for å ligge på og stikke av hoss sine foreldre, sist gang dette skjedde var under den store rivotril epedimien i 19 pil og bue, da var han borte i fjorten treuker sier kameraten Marius, foreldrene har utlovd dusør på 3kr for tips som fører til att sønnen blir funnet, vennligst ring hotline nr ?984 57 886? om du har sett noe mistenkelig, vi har operatører som sitter klar 5 min hver dag uansett hva som skjer med unntak av mandag, tirsdag onsdag, fredag, lørdag og søndag,
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