2020 Sharter Bowl Predictions
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Earlier this morning NFA star Gianni Russo lead the New Jersey Notvatrypys to 20-0 clinching a playoff spot. The picture on the left is Russo entering his away game at 7:24 AM. Mean while star Anthony Felice and the Newark Stainers becomes 18-2 after losing in week 19 and getting a injury to then loose do to a inbalance in week 20. The picture on the left shows Felice celebrating his perfect polar plundge back in week 18. The big subject is the shatter bowl! Who will make it? After a lot of speculation most major sports broadcasters are predicting the Notvatryps vs the Stainers. If this does happen Gianni Russo will have to continue to play how he has been and Anthony Felice will have to make major improvements after week 19 and 20. Meanwhile in the Eastern conference the Hogwarts start Christian Palermo otherwise know as CP3 has this to say in the post game interview after advancing to 17-3 “Well well well everybody hating on the hogwarts is such assholes and I think that I can lead my team to a sharter bowl appearance the drainers aren’t even vat good.” Thanks for reading and stay tuned for more NFA news and updates
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