Florida Proposes law banning P.E class for all grades
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As most people know P.E is most kids favorite class, but it won't be for long, because a new law that was proposed yesterday may ban it from all schools, public and private. The law was proposed by Florida Representative Matt Sonhan and is called the "Keep Kids Learning Act." It is likely the law will pass because it has been endorsed by many Florida lawmakers.
According to Matt Sonhan P.E is a "Waste of time and should not be involved in any schools curriculum." He also says "Banning P.E would lead to more time for core subjects like English, Math, Science, and History." John Culpart, a student at West Broward City High says "I will be very sad to see P.E go, it is one of my favorite classes and I think all my classmates would agree."
Many experts are debating whether the "Keep Kids Learning Act" will work or not. David Sellington, an education professor at FSEU in Florida says "All this law is going to do is make people mad, schools end earlier, and kids get less of break during school. It will lead to kids getting a worse education, which I know one wants." But education professor from SEU in Florida, Tim Joseph says "This law is Great! schools will have more time for core classes because with one less period to teach schools can extend class periods, also with one less teacher to pay schools will have more money, and more money leads to kids getting a better education.
The vote for the "Keep Kids Learning Act" is Friday March 6th 2020 in Tallahassee.
-Jason Beyondo
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