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In data de 6.03.2020 ora 15:00, casa unui renumit betiv a fost sparta , hoti au sarit gardul cu poarta de la gradina deschisa ,au furat din curtea acestuia un Golf 4 care ii apartine fratelui minorului care locuia acasa cu bunica si sticlele de alcool . Proprietarul casei este renumitul betivan Guta Constantin Claudiu sau cum ii spune profa de de romana Ghita , cand a ajuns acasa a gasit poarta de la gradina inchisa si o curatenie in casa de nici el nu stia ce sa intamplat , dupa mai multe cautari si o pofta nebuna de bautura sa dus in camara si nu a mai gasit nimica crezand ca a venit fratele de la bucuresti si ia baut tot ce avea prin casa , dar cand a iesit un curte a gasit hotii rupti in gura de bieti si ia luat la pula ca au inchis poarta de la gradina si au facut curat in casa .Acesta a chemat politia si in 30 de minute a ajuns jandarmeeia care nu erau prea trezi nici ei ca au venit de la un chef nebun fiind ziua unui coleg de celula .
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