Donald Trump assassinated

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The president of the united states, 73 year old Donald trump has been suddenly assassinated when on his way to his vice president, Mike pence. This is one of the events that make a start of a decade, awful, some people claim. But they are not wrong, it's indeed not the best start for a decade due to the Coronavirus, the iran WW3 crisis.

Some conspiracy rumors claim that donald trump was assassinated by one of the assassins sent by 67 year old Vladimir Putin, the president of russia, because the emnity of the United States and Russia. People have even took it a step further and said that the assassins have been sent by 66 year old Xi Jinping, the president of china. However, this conspiracy theory has been debunked so far because China trades with the west and it's not likely for the chinese people to be "insane" enough to assassinate a president. However, the most complex and "accurate" source people claim is that trump has been assassinated by a Democratic Liberal by, 23 year old Harvey jameson. The united states are currently in a lockdown and look for the apparent assassin. By the way, people have took it EVEN a step further and claimed that trump had coronavirus, This has also been debunked so far, because trump is very heavily protected by his staff, More theories are to come and people are looking for the real one.

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