School Districts in Texas closing due to Coronavirus

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The spread of coronavirus has compelled hundreds of K-12 schools in the U.S. to close, affecting more than 850,000 students, according to an analysis by Education Week. And those numbers are certain to increase in the coming days, as concerned parents call for more school closures.

Public officials understandably don't want to close schools unless they absolutely have to, and many closures so far have been triggered by a known case of infection or exposure among staff or students. Yet research suggests the best time to close schools is before that happens.

With the virus already spreading to Texas cities such as Frisco and Dallas, Frisco ISD, Dallas ISD, Irving ISD, Plano ISD, and McKinney ISD, have all been confirmed as closed until March 30th, 2020. Students will not be receiving online courses, as the districts intend to stay closed 2 weeks following Spring Break. (March 16-30th)

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