Thomas Heiss cunning insights reveal flaws in 6 year old VanessaVu8's plan.

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Hello,

did you reset your languages / trees?

Quote: I believe that EVERYONE can complete Duolingo successfully

I guess you will see for yourself if you can actually complete any of those two longer CEFR trees with 158/159 skills in the next ~1,8-2,3 years, or not.

Be prepared for upcoming tree updates which reset your progress :-)

At least you have already leveled up to L10 before posting this and this account is one year old (and not xx hours or 1-4 weeks), but IMHO it is still quite soon to make any real judgements and talk about your personal predictions.

To try to tackle both at the same time and having to start from scratch a true beginner, does IMHO not make that much sense.

Just to give you a comparison:

I was able to complete my Portuguese tree (69 skills, 406 lessons) within one year (before the crowns update) and I had reviewed the first half (50-65) of my tree on a regular basis.

I was at level 16 and leveled up to L17 two days after getting the golden owl.

..(...)..

Vanessa, you have been around on this site for 1,x years...

Q: What is your concrete plan to complete any of those two at least on a L1 crown level so you gain your "golden owl" or to work on a L1-L3 pyramid system (not L4-L5 crowns!)?

My math for ~1,8-2,3 years does only work well for those quite long CEFR trees if you really tackle at least 1-2 new L0 lessons on a daily basis (+ additional repetitions) and not to take longer breaks.

Good luck with your mission.
Have fun!

Best regards

Thomas "I'm no Mr. Rogers" Heiss

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